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Kilted Golf Open

So here it is -  a chance to play golf in the kilt! 

- Every player gets a kilt! The kilts are large and lightweight so they go over the shorts! (in fact there is an extra dry-cleaning fee if you try go commando!!)

- bagpipe (shotgun start) and then bagpiped back into the Clubhouse for lots of water and a whisky back!

- An Hilarious scotch tasting to toast the whisky, roast the English, and give you Scotch 101

- Whisky prizes, The Glenlivet golf shirts, and a Chivas Regal golf bag to the winners of various competitions - biggest divot award, furthest thrown club etc (sexiest knees gets to keep the kilt!)

- One club is serving Scottish appetizers (salmon, ) and the ‘un-appetizer’ of haggis pate (think of the bragging rites – 'I ate haggis in the kilt after golf and whisky' – all we need now is some scottish rain!)

- Sir Jeremy as presented his hilarious golf club whisky from Pebble Beach to Hilton Head! It’s a mixture of toasts to whisky and roasts at the expense of the English! Lots of golf jokes and a little scotch 101 thrown in for good measure!

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