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• Strange Things I Was Asked to Do this Year

Eat Grassshoppers 
on National Television

In Feb I had to sample a few international delicacies on CBS ...
... but at the last minute I blindfolded the weather man and asked him to guess what he was eating! fried grasshoppers, boiled ant eggs, roasted rattle snake and ... raw haggis! 




Put a Golf Ball Across Scotland
The Amazing Phil Keoghan (from the Amazing Race) asked me to accompany him in June hitting a golfball across the whole of Scotland - a 5 day ordeal through rain ...

.... but I met him for a drink half way and waited for him in St Andrews!  

I am one of 'Keoghan's Heroes' and join a panama hat maker, star treck ... 

See the other real heros at http://video.aol.com/video-detail/keoghans-heroes/930084212 

Rode a Mechanical Bull in the Kilt
Chivas thought this would be an interesting clip for their MSN series ...

...but  I re-wrote the script to become the 'Bull Whisperer'! watching others get thrown while I calmed the beast by whispering 'teriaki' in its ear!
See the whole video at http://thisisthelife.msn.com/
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Climb a Cliff in California
Another clip for MSN was supposed to have me free climbing 100 foot face. I walked up the easy side ' what took you so long?'

 


 

 

Bagpipes 101 
A Brazilian Dancer asked me if I would teach her how to Play the Bagpipes ... and that is exactly what I did! 

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Join a Yacht Club
The famous Kelly Square Yacht Club made me their Admiral in May and showed me their ship ... 

... but I showed 'Commodore Allie Bombz' how to christen it by sabering a bottle bubbly! 

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We Beat the World Curling Champions 
We challenged a touring all Olympic team and crushed them using an old Scottish curling trick (read more here!)

 

I Stabbed a few Haggis

 

The Army Ball 
I was the MC for the army ball introducing Otis Day! Here I am dancing with the General's jacket, Major's Stetson, and the Captain's Wife! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eighteenth Century Dancing 
I was asked to play period music for a ball in Mass. Here I am with the marvellous band with my fidolla!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And how are we going to end the year
I have been invited to a friends New Years Eve party ...

... but what he doesn't know is that there is a Scottish tradition of bringing your own fireball!! 

 

 

 

 

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