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Press play, and while you are waiting for it to
load read a few more things I have learned not to do ...
.. don't
give your next door neighbour's kid bagpipes for Christmas!
... don't read the recipe for Haggis!
... don't shave when you are watching the Nasdec!
... don’t try to carve a turkey when you are holding a
baby!
... don’t moon a werewolf!
... don’t insult the crocodile until you are over the
river.
... don’t participate in any sport that has ambulances
at the bottom of the hill.
... don’t stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!
... don’t pick a fight with an ugly guy – he has
nothing to loose!
... don’t eat prunes if you are hungry!
... and from experience - Don't get up on the
piano and never try to swing on the pole - you don't know where its been!
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