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Press play, and while you are waiting for it to load read a few more things I  have learned not to do ...

 .. don't give your next door neighbour's kid bagpipes for Christmas!

... don't read the recipe for Haggis!

... don't shave when you are watching the Nasdec!

... don’t try to carve a turkey when you are holding a baby!

... don’t moon a werewolf!

... don’t insult the crocodile until you are over the river.

... don’t participate in any sport that has ambulances at the bottom of the hill.

... don’t stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!

... don’t pick a fight with an ugly guy – he has nothing to loose!

... don’t eat prunes if you are hungry!

... and from experience -  Don't get up on the piano and never try to swing on the pole - you don't know where its been!

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