Great Tips to Getting Free Stuff!
We Scots are care free - we don't care as long as its free!
Here are a thousand ways of getting free stuff!
Actually there is a catch – I am not giving the advice away for free. I
want to write a book on getting free stuff. This is just a teaser list –
anyone know anyone in publishing?!
to always, always get upgraded to a larger room. -
Its so simple you will think that I am!
Sneaky ways of getting upgrades! I have got so many upgrades to business class from doing this every time I travel.
to get - Free parking, free luggage, free shoe shine and free laundry
service. They are cheeky, but they totally work, all the
time - guaranteed!
I normally get two seats for the price of one!
to drink from the mini bar for free! Yes this is a Scotsman
dream! Free mini-bar without paying the earth!!
to get a free massage at the hotel spa! This is a long
section but if you are looking for a nice long massage at the spa for
to get free stuff from first class when you are not sitting there! You
don’t have to pay twice to get the perks.
to get free coffee with breakfast and free OJ! Start the day
to get what will seem like a brilliant free camera! Something
everyone wants to take pictures of, but the camera is available for
nothing! I have found that the Ritz Carltons give away the best cameras!
to get free minutes (in fact hours) on your phone Yes I am
compulsive, so learn from me! I’m giving you the skinny here!
to bring back free gifts for your spouse and kids - and
other great advice on making travel less of a strain on your family. In
fact they will want you to leave! Oh there is a cruel tip on how to leave the house
without your kids every noticing!
Oh there is a cruel tip on how to leave the house
without your kids every noticing!
to get the Free air miles that many never pick up. There are so
many free air-miles waiting to be gathered and all you have to do is ask,
and know what to ask for!
In fact how to get everything for free with some polite complaining! We Brittish are the best at complaining – learn the tricks! And what to ask for when they offer something.
yes how to get free cash! Free cash when so many other
people pay for the stuff!
scams I should have seen coming but can warn you of. Look
out for scams that are so simple that even I fell for them!
you might want to loose your phone! A crazy idea that has
saved me so much hassle and stress and given me one less thing to forget
you should pay for food when you are not hungry - No this is
not a zen koan – but a great tip to live by!
I once had to sell to get out of an airport - True story
that happened to me in the Carribean and will make you laugh, and then
make you take a precaution that will never happen to you!
Why I always offer to buy three lunches.
you might want to get lost in a city 1 hour before you are supposed to
leave for the airport
you should make a trip to the airport when you are not actually
is a booby trap waiting for you in your hotel room! I will tell you how to
defuse this hotel booby trap often left by a previous prankser!
to do if you are woken by a randy couple in the room next door - I
must be a seasoned traveler because this has happened to me three times. This
is what I did the last time, that I should have done the first!
things I always do to ensure uninterrupted sleep!
solving a riddle might save you a night’s sleep!
important things to do (that no-one else does) the moment you get into room!
I did when I was woken early by a baby in the room next door!
you should leave out exactly $43 on your bedside table
… and a re-charger on your pillow!
you really don’t want to be too high up in a large hotel! This
saves me so much time at the NY Marriott Marquis Hotel!
What ‘mint head’ is and how to avoid it! Hilarious!
you should never work in your hotel room, and why
not to make calls from your room – especially not cell calls!
you should never fall asleep on the flight
to wear to the pool. When
you use ‘extreme valet’ .
.How to pack like a pro. What to pack to prevent a heart attack!
little thing you pack that stops the biggest nightmare you have never
you can shave 20 mins off waiting to check bags
to successfully negotiate what I call ‘the maze’
to do if you loose your passport
to do if a wing falls off the airplane
call to make if your plane is grounded
you should actually get on your knees and beg!
Your most important travel number and why you should always call it way before you think you should
airplane toilet – 4 things not to do when you are inside!
the Savvy Travelers operates the aircraft faucet!
a Chiropractor would leave their window seat!
things you should never do on board:
you should never use your overhead locker!
to eliminate the one worse thing about airports
you should never set your watch to the correct time
things to take off during flight that will make the flight so much more
enjoyable for everyone around you!
on the ergonomics of travel.
stretching Routines and when not to do them!
to do when the person near you breaks wind. – wave mag
to say to Captain as you pass them.
these simple rules and never lose your computer/wallet/ mind
forget your hotel room number or where your car is parked
never to lock yourself out of your room, or your car
loose your bag, or let anyone else take your luggage.
to get through security without ever being searched!
to shout out in security that will get you in trouble!
to walk away from security!
one flies first class – one should not do this
have a whole chapter on cabs including:-
to slow down a speeding cab (so that you can get in it!) NY turf wars.
to slow down a speeding cab (once you are in it!!) with a simple sentence!
to make sure you never get thrown out of a cab, and yes it happens all the
you should never promise the taxi driver that people do!
one thing that if you ever see get out of the cab!
side of the cab is the best to sit on
you should never set one single foot inside a cab.
thing to do as enter rest that will ensure you get exactly the meal that
great tips on tipping!
you should buy food when you are not hungry
using the right pen can save you and your family time and energy.
its ok to loose your phone
tips that save you time and money
great reasons why you need an MP3
travel music to download free from my site and why
Carry one of these and you will never need it!
tips for getting more power from batteries for phone, pc and MP3