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Hang Time!

I hope you enjoyed the interview! That showed them alright! Bloody philistines! I was never asked back by the way!

If you want a T-shirt with the words

'I am a Fumacious Artist with a Phhhdd from the Gacious Art School', first send a sample of your work in sealed ziplock bag to:

POO BOX 284, Windy City, McFartsville, Scotland!

If you want to hang around for one at the bar I can tell you a tale that will turn your head around! Buy the CD of Hilarious Tales from O'Laferties Pub!

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