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‘Haggis – all the meat
we
‘Marry again? I'd
rather lick
couldn’t
sell to the
English!’
a caber-tosser's
armpit!’
… as dangerous as
playing
He is missing,
leapfrog with a unicorn!
presumed married!
‘Away and recalibrate
She’s an irish cook
your rectal thermometer!’
which means she can’t
‘I’ve been smoking
for 30
Ach quit your bellyaching
years and there’s
nothing
You’re all foam
& no
beer!
wrong with my lung!
You want to see a deep
cleavage in this town you
have to be content with the butcher!

'Haud your tongue or I'll tell you where the nudists keep their car keys!
It was like being in a space suit and doing the unspeakable!
‘See you Jimmy. You are a nine iron from being kicked in the wedding
tackle!
Now
drop your plus fours and go chase a doughnut!’
If
you liked Garrisson Keillor’s
‘Lake Wobegone’
You will love the Celtic version of Loch Bedragled!
Meet Tiernan McKegs, Jaqueline Hyde, Father
Michael Carmichael, Holden McGroin
and Retired Major Byzanzorat Farquar
the Third.
Only $15 (includes all shipping, handling, licking
stamp etc). Click paypal and include shipping address etc.
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With
brilliant music
by Sandy Brechin, 'whose accordion bellows
boldly blow where no box has blown before.'
'An accordionist with attitude as well
as loads of talent ... frequently wild and hairy.'
Folk Roots

'Its Accordion music, Captain, but not as we know it!'
'amazing and should perhaps carry a health warning'
The Scotsman
©2000-2005 JB
Sandy is my favourite box player. His CD 'out of his box' is one of my
fav albums and anything he does (Burach/Jimmy Shandrix) is brilliantly put
together! Buy them now!
MORE CRAZY PICS OF SANDY AND HIS BOX
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