‘Haggis – all the meat                                                                           ‘Marry again? I'd rather lick   we couldn’t sell to the English!’                                                               a caber-tosser's armpit!’

… as dangerous as playing                                                                           He is missing,     leapfrog with a unicorn!                                                                                presumed married!

  ‘Away and recalibrate                                                                                 She’s an irish cook      your rectal thermometer!’                                                                           which means she can’t

‘I’ve been smoking for 30                                                                    ‘    Ach quit your bellyaching    years and there’s nothing                     ’                                               You’re all foam and no beer!
wrong with my lung!


                You want to see a deep cleavage in this town you have to be content with the butcher!

                      'Haud your tongue or I'll tell you where the nudists keep their car keys!

                               It was like being in a space suit and doing the unspeakable!

             ‘See you Jimmy. You are a nine iron from being kicked in the wedding tackle!
                                        Now drop your plus fours and go chase a doughnut!’
                                    

                                   If you liked Garrisson Keillor’s  ‘Lake Wobegone’
                                  You will love the Celtic version of Loch Bedragled!

       Meet Tiernan McKegs, Jaqueline Hyde, Father Michael Carmichael, Holden McGroin  
                                 and Retired Major Byzanzorat Farquar the Third.  

Only $15 (includes all shipping, handling, licking stamp etc). Click paypal and include shipping address etc. 

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With brilliant music by Sandy Brechin, 'whose accordion bellows boldly blow where no box has blown before.' 

'An accordionist with attitude as well as loads of talent ... frequently wild and hairy.'
                                     Folk Roots

'Its Accordian music, Captain, but not as we know it!'

'amazing and should perhaps carry a health warning' The Scotsman

©2000-2005 JB