‘Haggis – all the meat  we                                                                                          ‘Marry again? I'd rather lick  
 couldn’t sell to the English!’                                                                                          a caber-tosser's armpit!’

… as dangerous as playing                                                                                                   He is missing,   
 leapfrog with a unicorn!                                                                                                   presumed married!
 
  ‘Away and recalibrate                                                                                                    She’s an irish cook     
your rectal thermometer!’                                                                                             which means she can’t

‘I’ve been smoking for 30                                                                                             Ach quit your bellyaching   
years and there’s nothing                                                                                            You’re all foam & no beer!
wrong with my lung!


              
               You want to see a deep cleavage in this town you have to be content with the butcher!

                      'Haud your tongue or I'll tell you where the nudists keep their car keys!

                               It was like being in a space suit and doing the unspeakable!

             ‘See you Jimmy. You are a nine iron from being kicked in the wedding tackle!
                                        Now drop your plus fours and go chase a doughnut!’
                                    

                                   If you liked Garrisson Keillor’s  ‘Lake Wobegone’
                                  You will love the Celtic version of Loch Bedragled!

       Meet Tiernan McKegs, Jaqueline Hyde, Father Michael Carmichael, Holden McGroin  
                                 and Retired Major Byzanzorat Farquar the Third.