'I
am a Fashion Plate
and You Are Begging to Lick Me!'
Yeah baby! I mean come on -
do we look like we are influenced by fashion!
It is true that the Irish were the first to wear kilts – but nowadays you have as much chance of seeing Paddy in Plaid as you have seeing Erin go braless!
The
Kilt – once described by an English General as ‘an garment unrivaled
for fornication and diarrhea’ –
well ‘nuff said!
In fact, the only disadvantage of wearing a kilt is that it doesn’t
really look good with viagra! Oh and you don't really want to bungee jump! So lets leave that to the Aussies who
apparently like practicing suicide! If you want that kind
of danger in Scotland you just have to move to Glasgow where even the Pit
bulls walk around in twos!
If you want to buy a Brilliant T -Shirt with this great design on it go to www.realmenwearkilts.com
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Land
of Bagpipes!
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You
have got to love a country that has produced so much ammunition for humour! I mean we wear kilts, we eat haggis, we play bagpipes!
Think
about it - only a country that could call bagpipes music could call golf a game!
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Land
of Golf and More
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Most people have seen Robin Williams clip on golf – its the funniest thing I have heard! anyone know where it is?
I am not a good golfer – I’ve been in more bunkers than
Saddam Heussein, and I am the only guy who actually owns a putter that floats! But I
do hold the course record for the furthest thrown 3 wood!!
What else did the Scots give us – Penicillin, chloroform, tar macadam,
the steam train, the telephone, the television, Sean Connery!
Some
we are not so proud of - Bay City Rollers, Rod Stewart, Sheena
Eastern. But
others we are! Ewan McGregor, Mike Myers, Roddy
Rowdy Piper, Grounds Keeper Willie, The Big Fat Bastard, Shrek!
Without the Scots you would not have those great lines -
"Piper down" and "Heed – pants – now!"
In
fact – according to a brilliant book The Scots Invented the Modern
World!
But first, I want to write a book on this! Anyone out there know anyone in publishing?