 The
coffee; buy in bulk; pay at pump; right on red; take-a-penny-take-a-penny;
Seinfeld; the sun; wood
peckers; automatic drive;
express elevators; 24/7; rain check; not having to wash and recycle zip
lock bags; no cover charge with a two drink minimum;
air-conditioning; dangerously
low-riding pants; tatoos on the coccyx;
appliances
with plugs attached; $20 Rolex sale on 5th Ave; the coffee; the ubiquitous
thong; SUV's, PC's, DVD's, MP3's, HDTV, NY/LA; surf and turf; 'Kerby' vacuum cleaners;
the lack of Royalty; Vegas by night;
(oh did I mention the
coffee?); ordering eggs 'sunny side up'; Mike Myers; those teeny marshmallows for hot chocolate; shampoo with
conditioner added; the sun; ‘if cashier fails to give you a receipt the
meal is on us’; crystal lite; spelling 'light' with 20% less words;
coffee refills; cheap skiing; the theme-tune to the Walton's; watching
that annoying kid fall at the end of Little House on the Prairie; Daisy
Duke’s sawn-off
jeans; speed dating with a two drink minimum; running
through the sprinkler; automatic transmission; marshmallow-cheese-wiz pop-tarts; when girls drink for free; when
secretaries say that their boss is ‘Out to lunch; when Texans ask each
other if they raise their own beef; squagles; doing the funky chicken;
popping that ‘big’ bubble wrap;
automatic return address on front of envelopes;
chocolate frosted Duncan’s Donuts; cinnamon raisin bread; big
bertha; ‘the 5 second rule’; when the captains say goodbye to everyone
on the plane; when the captain sounds thrilled that we are going to land a
whole two minutes early!; the way Texans make ‘no shiiiit maan’ into
three syllable words; extreme shopping; how people turn the wheel with one 
hand; how Starsky gets into the car; that ‘room service’ is now called
‘guest room dining’; being in the fast lane in
the tunnel; the service
roads; when a highway gets "adopted"; automatic
soap/faucet/seat-cover/flushing; zuccini; people
who say ‘Come and see my space!’; any yac-yac about bling-bling and
de-cha-ching!; Chia "erb" pets; that 70% of college students expect to
become millionaires; that someone called 'Glagojevitch' can run for Mayor;
 sunglasses
to keep out the glare; headphones to muffle the noise; the way they
leave that little paper hat on the drinking straw; muffin tops;
cheerleaders; stacks of pancakes; the power of the shower; fire-flies;
self-adhesive postage stamps; smoke-free zones; free refills;
multiple-auto-coffee-cup-holders;
pronunciation of fungi and aluminium; bargain basements; girls who like
guys just because they have a cute accent
©2000-2005 JB
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