America has some very interesting people - there are
old
ladies that chew gum; parents who let their
children charge them for digging snow; people who drive to buy takeout
spaghetti; people
who think they are being creative by misspelling their kids names; people who tie up
their dog and then lets their kids run wild; women
who stick black and white pictures of their uteruses on the fridge and women who die their kids hair so they look
natural!
I
love the
people who still wear last years ski-lift tickets; people who call themselves
Junior or the 3rd; people who drive to a walking machine;
secretaries that tell you their boss is 'out to lunch' and women
who tell you they are ‘going potty!’!
 What
about those sales people who tell you how much they love these things that
you know they don’t have themselves; and men who take double digits
to drive to the green and then take
time to line up their putt; people who always insist on taking another
picture; people who give the waiter that 'bill writing sign' and how about
those waiters who leave smiley
face next to the tip amount on your bill and then open it up
immediately to see what you left them!
©2000-2005 JB
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