Scotsman
Lost in America 
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Avoid the green chilies! Don't use the automatic soap until you are sure that the automatic faucet is working! He that doth need a ‘Solar-powered-cappuccino-milk-frother' should not be camping in the first place! If you get a separate plate for your potatoes, expect a separate charge on your bill!
If
you can’t see the ocean from the restaurant window – don’t order the
fish! Talk
is free –just as long as you don’t do it from your hotel room! Beware of cute shops that ‘Collect Junk but Sell Antiques’. What
happens on the road stays on the road – until someone shovels it off to
the side. People used to wish for enough money to pay for everything they ever wanted. Now they beg for enough money to pay for everything they already bought with money they didn't have that they didn't really need to try to impress the people they honestly didn't like in the first place!
does not mean that the hotel has no 13th floor.'
Can You Take Any More? I have so much more that I would like to publish a book entitled 'Gregor McEwan - A Scotsman Lost in the USA' with many cartoons of all the situations that he finds himself in over here!
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Confucius
McGregor doeth say ….
'Just
because the hotel has no 13th floor,